He's Got No Bowl

from Smart Casual by Noiselandia

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lyrics

He's Got No Bowl

Beverly, she lost herself so easily
She left there standing with the smoking gun
Finally she walks away so painfully
Planning it was everything, it's all the fun

Benedictine monks and Aristoxenus
Never get to see what their words become
Ritalin and Cigarettes and Ecstasy
He likes the buildup but he doesn't cum

And I never want to be the one who takes a second look
I know the secret of your hard-on for that goal
You've got you nose inside the ledger of the things you've took
But that's no different than the monk who's got no bowl

He checks the map one time for clarity
he tears it up as he turns it on
He checks a sign once more for certainty
You'd think his wife might wonder where he's gone

Then she hears some fumbling from the rectory
But she's too tire to see what's going on
Beverly, she freezes for eternity
The wife will find the bingo money's gone

And I never want to be the one who takes a second look
I know the secret of your hard-on for that goal
You've got you nose inside the ledger of the things you've took
But that's no different than the monk who's got no bowl